Wren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months agoTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1596arrow-down17
arrow-up1589arrow-down1imageTest your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you knowlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayM to Brand New Sentence@lemmy.todayEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square54linkfedilink
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoThey never explain why would sex take away a petal either. Like, maybe it adds one? Also a rose is literally a plant dick lmao.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agohave you ever fucked a rose? stupid question. of course not.
minus-squareDr. Moose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMy ex’s name was Rose - does that count? Though at the end it was me who was fucked and not in a good way sadly
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoi sung this song a few times. i think it counts for something, so on the scale of Ice King to DiCaprio i’m more at Peewee Herman and you’re more at Hank Azaria.
They never explain why would sex take away a petal either. Like, maybe it adds one? Also a rose is literally a plant dick lmao.
have you ever fucked a rose?
stupid question. of course not.
My ex’s name was Rose - does that count? Though at the end it was me who was fucked and not in a good way sadly
i sung this song a few times. i think it counts for something, so on the scale of Ice King to DiCaprio i’m more at Peewee Herman and you’re more at Hank Azaria.