It says ‘may’ so it’s not confirmed yet
It’d be actually impressive if they didn’t use the sea, but something else, to hide them.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Idiots, that the first place they’ll look!
Look, if you really want to hide your submarines, you put them in the mountains. Nobody is gonna look for subs there.
i put mine on the moon. no one will look there.
shit no one look on the moon while i move my submarines
I talked to the committee and it’s been agreed that we’re all going to use submarines at sea.
However, the skies are off limits for submarines.
Committee was divided on the question of land use.
Discussions followed.
“Killed to death” level reporting.
Hello, this is the Pentagon. Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention, we have begun efforts to deport the sea to Lesotho. The USMC already has enough subs, we don’t want to allow some foreign sea to run cover for Chinese subs trying to steal their jobs.
