• BCsven@lemmy.ca
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    18 days ago

    Lol. The Brit comic Viz, used to have many tips like that.

    Out of gum, chew rubber bands with toothpaste.

    Fresh out of water chestnuts for a Chinese meal, serve your friends slices of raw potato

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      17 days ago

      Water chestnuts make me so angry it’s like I know I’m eating something here but why is there no flavor

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        17 days ago

        Have you tried that completely flavourless fresh Italian mozzarella they pair with tomatoes as an appetizer? Makes me gag; like it’s sucking the flavour OUT of my mouth