Not exactly a farm-able loot table, but here’s what taking down a warp core gets you:
- Antimatter
- Coolant
- Dilithium crystals
- Isolinear chips
- Fusion chamber schematic
Warp core also deals 5,000,000 damage in a 10km radius, upon death. So you get to enjoy those spoils for about a femtosecond.
Maybe poop. I heard that people poop when they die
All my hobbies lol
- a pocket knife from 1993
- hair ties
- pocket lint
- cheese
- a cursed pile of shit that has refused to leave my body for 30 years. it does 3d6 damage and leaves a stain wherever it has touched your skin that can’t be washed off
peed pants
What are the stats like on those?
-7 to charisma
Wearer autocasts Level 3 Fascinate Dog
The dog then proceeds to add some pee themselves.
An XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.
It’s a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.
That’s my horses name in RDR2 and RDR
A very good horse
Does it glow when THOTs are nearby?
yeah you would!
I’m more of a David connoisseur, myself
- 90% Empty beer can
- 100% An SFP+ module (most likely for multimode fiber)
- 80% prioritypass card that’ll give you free entry to a nice airport lounge on the opposite side of the planet
- 20% a wedge of blue cheese
- 100% a guitar pick
If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
KeysIf at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.
Perfect username for this reply. I love it.
Stinks like electrician in here. Should also drop a pile of “forbidden confetti” aka wire jacket cuttings.
Those are in the dryer filter
Ah, a tradie.
Debt
Roll against your intelligence to prevent debt assumption
Good joke, many laughs.
A dead body.
“It’s weird to get two dead bodies off this guy, but I’m not complaining.”
Don’t forget those maggots. Players gotta eat.
A painting that’s not worth selling, and a fully functioning sourdough starter.
A scroll that, when read, let’s you see everything as interconnected systems. This new ability is both wonderfully useful and paralyzingly overwhelming.
(Edit: banger question, BTW! Don’t forget to upvote it, people)
Ennui.
i’m imagining it appearing as a purple wisp in my inventory
Nothing so thrilling as a purple wisp. More like a lumpy, grey ooze.
- 1987 Washburn Force ABT bass guitar autographed by Nuno Bettencourt (ultra rare item)
- RFID badge to get into almost any lab in the game
- Ibuprofen 2-pack like what you get in workplace first aid kits
- Key fob to an unknown vehicle
- Friendly cat (uncommon item)
- Unlocked burner phone filled with memes and phone numbers for persons of ill repute (important for one specific side quest)
- Frog
- Can of Chef Boyardee beef ravioli
Diseased meat.















