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SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Would you rather fight a horse shaped duck or a duck shaped horse?

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Would you rather fight a horse shaped duck or a duck shaped horse?

SSTF@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • UprisingVoltage
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    2 years ago

    You mean sized, right?

    A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.

    Right??!

    • allotrope@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.

    • Sean@lemmy.worldM
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      I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂

  • VanillaDrink@lemmy.world
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    Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.

    A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.

  • jadedctrl@sopuli.xyz
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    Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not sized.

      • amminadabz@sh.itjust.works
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        Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?

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    The original question was whether you’d want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?

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      I asked what I asked.

  • robbiedisco@lemmy.one
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    What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.

  • Stan@lemmywinks.com
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    2 years ago

    Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?

    • Sean@lemmy.worldM
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      2 years ago

      Duck.

      Do the corkscrew.

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