“Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We’re going to build a wall around Britain, and they’re going to pay for it. We’re going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it.”
Folks, the woke left don’t want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I’ll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss…
This would be so fucking funny. Imagining him saying Sikh shit in his cadence and trying to grow a beard
imagine the comically large kirpan he’d carry
“Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We’re going to build a wall around Britain, and they’re going to pay for it. We’re going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it.”
Folks, the woke left don’t want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I’ll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss…
biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it
It would be fantastic. He changes his name to Donald Singh and changes the big Trump on his tower to be Singh.
Him saying Lion but it’s “LYE-ohn”
growing out his hair super long so he can wrap it
The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend
It’d be funny because aren’t the core values of Sikhism like…not him at all?