Don’t worry, soon the folks in charge will come to the inevitable conclusion that the government systems are all compromised, so clearly the only solution is to privatise them and have thevNSA run by Palantir.

Israel: “…have intehrcepted a tehrohrist flotilla sailing…”

Meanwhile, Somalia

Depends on the wood. The Ikea one is solid pine. Well, as solid as pine can be.

Only if you compare it to custom bespoke pieces. It would probably still be cheaper to buy a bedframe that looks close tot his and work from there.

And this one, for example, does look very close to the Ikea Tarva.

…Wait, wouldn’t that literally make it a cure for the common cold?

TBF that seems to be their MO in general.

Frankly, that was understood at least since Gadaffi.

“He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious”

In fact, saints kinda tended to die horribly…

It’s fun to see the stock market itself reach the ultimate phase of enshitification

IIRC, the habitable region of Era 1 was essentially a radius around the north pole.

…This is just Mistborn.

Or Disco Elysium for the multiple earths option.

It was written in the context of there already being a popular book about kids stranded on an island rebuilding civilisation in the image of the British Empire. It’s a genre subversion.

It’s a double diminutive: Julia (YooLeeAh) -> Juca (YooTsa) -> Jucika (YooTsiKah).

If anything, it tends to be a wsy to put X and Y in the same sentence.

Oh, it’ll be easy: “Once their opponent dissolved, a portion of the US elite convinced themselves that ‘history is over’ and, being unopposed, they no longer needed to cultivate soft power and can simply seize whatbthey want outright.”

It wouldn’t fire in the first place. The “bone” is blocking the safety lever.