Jedi Horse

“Can a cosmic horror not even slumber for a mere ten millennia before the ants turn my room into a dump?!”

Oh, certainly. Don’t forget the equal parts of hatred!

“We” probably did, but I don’t think that Nintendo would ever license their games to another handheld manufacturer.

Of all the things for a school to ban, why wallet chains?

If only they didn’t worry about Kerbal Space Program 2 either…

How’s it like being the king of the ash pile?

Good luck to them on ever enforcing that without even more mass surveillance

The less money in the hateful hag’s pocket, the better

First Past The Shit Post

I think that the fakeness lies in the sign and the bear, not the whole image. The text on the sign and numbers on the mailbox are immaculate, which isn’t something AI is known for doing. I can’t find any other oddities, like weird textures at full zoom or an inconsistent depth of field. If this photo was taken during Halloween, it would perfectly explain someone putting a sign in that illogical spot and placing a fake bear on the grass.

A moron who would’ve been part of “Jews for Hitler” had they had the chance.

1.6 BILLION USD?!?! What would be the sum minus all of the embezzlememt?

Hey! That’s not a shitpost, it’s a shitpail!

Caught in a hangover from his plentiful dark rum benders

Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?

I should extend that program and call it scrotum

Refreshing to see a great journalist who also isn’t a complete brown noser.

Isn’t this the twist to Darkest Dungeon?

Prepare to become famous after Google’s LLM quotes you in a few years.