No mother, it’s just the northern lights
No mother, it’s just the northern lights
Be unremarkable but no so unremarkable as to be in and of itself remarkable
Damn Alan’s bad boy identical twin brother who rides a motorcycle!
Maybe not the worst but the most recent one is my father in law. You know the type: baby boomer who had every advantage growing up but didn’t avail himself but still managed to eke out a comfortable life while working at the business his dad started and he inherited. He doesn’t take in the bucks but it allows him and my mil to own a comfortable home in an area that is only going up in value. Anyway…
As you can imagine super religious, super right wing, trump loving, gay hating (has a gay brother that he’s estranged from), you know… the usual. What gets me is remember trump did an interview a week or two ago where he said that all federal employees are “crooked and dishonest and must be held accountable”? He couldn’t agree more! Guess who my wife (his daughter) and I work for? Yeah…
Well this answers some questions
Can’t stop the signal…
I found a Sunbeam Radiant Control toaster. That’s the one featured in an excellent video from Technology Connections. I can afford the $6 for toast that’s “Automatic Beyond Belief!”
I got to sit in one of the Batman Begins tumblers that was used for filming the movie(s). I used to work where I had easy access to one and early one morning when nobody was around I figured out how to open the door (hatch really over the driver seat) and climbed in. How cool it looked on the outside was unfortunately inversely proportional to how comfortable it was on the inside. Picture a NASCAR car and you’re most of the way there. Neat experience
Oh and also OP’s mom…
♫ Daddy would you like some sausage? ♫
A funnier response for more social occasions that I bust out is “thanks, I practice everyday”. Usually gets a laugh
I get more people saying to me “wow you’re very tall” to which I respond with “yes and you are very observant” which I feel is funny in the moment but is just condescending enough to make them realize it later on.
Stop judging this poor baby, he already has the hardest life
Wake up sheeple!
I occasionally teach some training classes for my organization and one of my favorite things is to say that we’re going to play one of those ice breaker games, wait a beat, then say that we’re actually not going to do that because I hate them. Usually gets people to relax and open up a bit
I would take her out for ice cream
Ben Shapiro In disarray
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Full disclosure this is my first year with a garden so we’re still enjoying them just fresh on sandwiches and out of hand eating as we’re just getting the first ripe ones now. With 4 plants that are all taller than me though there is going to come a point where we’re going to have more than we can eat so I imagine we’ll probably can and freeze some but it remains to be seen
Connections Puzzle #468
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