I’ll leave this one to Sean Lock:

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fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel FarageEnglish
7·15 小时前Not a dissimilar sort of thing, but novelty candidates have been a staple of British elections for decades.
Normally, they’re not going to stand any realistic chance of winning anything (one exception being when Hartlepool once elected a man dressed as a monkey) but it only costs £500 to register and sometimes that’s worth it for a laugh.
What’s funny in this case is that Nigel Farage is trying to delay or stop an investigation into some of his crimes by stepping down as MP, and then standing for re-election (I don’t quite know how this is meant to work), but all the “real” opposition have refused to field candidates. Count Binface, not officially affiliated with any political party, is standing in opposition - so if it goes ahead, the vote is between Farage and Count Binface, and there’s a chance of Binface winning.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•Greater Manchester candidate says non-Reform voters should house ‘migrant rapists’English
4·17 小时前Many of them already do
This is true, but what if you got hungry when you were playing unlimited games?
You can’t eat a game sandwich* can you?
Unlimited games
- unlimited games ✅️
- a nice bacon sandwich if you’re hungry ❌️
Unlimited Bacon
- slightly limited games ✅️
- a nice bacon sandwich if you’re hungry ✅️
*Other than game-birds like pheasants and grouses and stuff, but they’re not included in this. That would just be being silly.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•Brass pendant of a bird on a branchEnglish
2·22 小时前That’s really interesting - thank you :)
The handmade nature really emphasises your skill and control, especially following all those small curves with some sort of fretsaw/coping saw.
Thanks for sharing these :)
It’s functionally unlimited. The only limits would be:
- your imagination
- the structural properties of bacon
We can invent new games which use bacon.
Computer games might be a bit tricky, but many board games would be completely possible to manufacture from cut-out bacon pieces.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
Art Share🎨@lemmy.world•Brass pendant of a bird on a branchEnglish
3·1 天前That’s some amazing detail work.
Do you have any in-progress photos? Did you have some little jewellery files as well, or do you have a magical super-tiny saw? I’m kind of fascinated by the process.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
Archaeology@mander.xyz•Archaeologists in France Dig Up a Jar Packed With Tens of Thousands of 1,800-Year-Old Roman CoinsEnglish
91·1 天前How could a comment section about some coins found in a pot turn into comment cancer?
[Checks comments]
Oh. I see. It turns out our calendar system is “woke”, “patriot Christians” are an “oppressed minority” and archeology is “theft from hard-working private landowners”.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you see posts start to mention beans again
4·1 天前If you view the user’s posts/comments and scroll down a bit until it mentions beans, you can see the probable post:
“don’t stop. 🫡 (ready for more star trek/moth/bean/all of the above megamix content)”
If you try and “copy permalink” it gives you the same link as above, which redirects to the fedia.io login page.
Anyway, I can’t solve the technical issue, but I can confirm that they did indeed “specifically request it”.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Bayeux Tapestry arrives in UK for first time in 900 years under police guardEnglish
2·1 天前It was made here, so it didn’t arrive from anywhere else (though the linen/wool etc may have).
I don’t know how it left 900 years ago though.
Probably just rolled it up and chucked it on a horse and carriage, and then a boat. It would have been a lot less fragile then.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Best Star Trek Captain (wrong answers only)
12·2 天前The man fate has made indestructible:
Dun-dun-dun der-da-da dun!

Captain Scarlett.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Graham Linehan gets £25,000 compensation and an apology from Met police after arrestEnglish
8·2 天前That’s not what I would have given him.
Former Tory Minister Ann Widdecombe
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
UK Politics@feddit.uk•More Reform UK transactions worth millions reported to National Crime AgencyEnglish
3·2 天前Oh, please get them all in prison 🤞🤞
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Most popular baby names for boys and girls in 2025 revealedEnglish
2·3 天前Yeah, Jayden, Hayden, Blayden, Freyden, Greyden etc are all “old fashioned” now.
Autumn. Just cool enough to wear a nice coat and have plenty of pockets.
“I was on my way to becoming a professional footballer until I took a brick to the knee”
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.ukto
World News@lemmy.world•A Cunning Stunt - Can Count Binface Win?English
4·3 天前Isn’t it more of a “Spoonerism”?









It depends exactly how you’re sharing things - I use “pCloud” for online storage, which allows sharing links to files and folders.
You can either share folders of things which can be previewed/downloaded within the pcloud website, or put them in the “public folder” which should allow direct linking to the files. It has no comments/social media style stuff tacked on - just files.
Their servers are in Switzerland, and they are considered to have good privacy.
However, they’re not open and it does cost money.
You can pay a one-off payment instead of monthly etc, if that makes a difference. I think when I got mine it was something like £200 for 2TB permanently, though that was quite some years ago now.
Note that they appear to be in a perpetual state of “special offer! 50% off!”, though the discount varies, I think it’s probably never “full price” - but if they’re presenting the price as “unmissable, limited time only”, I assure that it is “missable”.