Most westoids agree that Russia’s influence should be curtailed, so this just tells them that things are in good hands

Times new Roman is hypermasculine and has constant sex with all the sexy female fonts, while Calibri is a male font that has ANALSEX with other male fonts. What’s not to understand here?

what is japan doing? what?

sssh, the 3 day thing has become part of the mythology of this clusterfuck for westerners, they’ll insist it’s real forever

no no, apparently we just have to support the west because it’s our team

i tried explaining all this to a lib last summer and he said maybe it’s a coincidence that the people that came to power in that coup were the ones hand-picked by the US…

eventually he mumbled something like “shouldnt we support our side in this though?”

ugh. it doesnt help that we tend to have these discussions when we’re both drunk.

yeah, 16 hours of daylight during summer means even more time for the daystar to hammer us with its heat. and the flipside is 8 hours of sunlight during the winter and it getting dark by 4pm.

but those long, bright summer evenings are nice when it’s not 2138219219 degrees.

translation of names can get pretty arbitrary. eg, which “new”-s would you translate among these: new york, new zealand, new hampshire, newfoundland?

It’s his best movie too, or possibly second best (house of the dead is “good” too). Uwe boll, who made a career out of the German state’s German media subsidy policy. What a man

based on what i remember, NJ (and NYC) had weather pretty similar to budapest. now, i’ve never been to berlin but i cant imagine it’s that different from budapest, just a bit colder.

so yeah, their weather is weird :)

no, they signed up to be the aliens in the first half of independence day

i had a coworker who i caught in the office kitchen explaining with some heat that lesbians dont actually exist… i think but i’m not sure that his rationale was the usual “they havent been fucked properly” thing. he was some kind of evangelical christian, which is comparatively rare here

my only experience trying to learn a language with gender was german, and i basically never could take it seriously. who cares. i was fully prepared to just call everything das, and fuck it. they lost me at having to make the adjectives agree with the noun. fuck that noise, this is like fake difficulty!

similarly, my friend’s dad apparently spoke russian well but with absolutely random gender until the day he died.

Looks like meatverse is back on the menu

All Vladimirs are presidents

heh, it’s from tolkien.

bread, i dunno, but the moon is presumably masculine because the man in the moon, Tilion is a man. and the sun feminine because Arien is a woman and she’s the pilot of the sun.

Nation building in the western mode

i think the soviet episode of this series also says things like “the soviet people are a freedom loving people, just like us”. this was produced in the very last moment when it was in the US interest to tell something like the truth about their future enemies.

the american right will finally turn on trump when he refuses to nuke portland