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Had this conversation with my stepmom. She is complaining that peaches cost $1 each. She thinks this is too expensive and that the cost will go down now. I’m quietly kind of amazed that she thinks that she’ll even find a peach that didn’t rot on the ground for less than $10 or whatever they will cost once the labor goes up. I didn’t say anything to her about it because it just doesn’t matter anymore. It is pointless even to converse about any topic. We experience separate realities. She believes happy days are finally here, and I just don’t care if she sees another peach ever again in her lifetime. Whatever happens to the peaches is her fault.

So this cowboy puppy comes in here and says: I’m lookin for the man who shot my paw

Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don’t think it carries any value anymore.

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Carbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice

I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.

Works every time!

My doctor usually prescribes Oxycodone when I have a stone/stones, but I’m just not an opiate guy. It makes me feel more sweaty and nauseous and despair. There is a prescription NSAID called Ketorlac that works much better for this kind of thing in my opinion. One of the effects of long term use is kidney damage, so you need to take enough but not too much for too long. FYI if you’re looking for something to think about next time you get one.

I also found a wireless TENS unit called a Hollywog that just sticks to your back. It’s a little plate and doesn’t have any external wires. It hangs on by the electrode pads and you control it with a phone app over Bluetooth. This thing is great to use while your back is winding and wringing and you are stuck in a reloading agony loop. It kind of helps make it possible to focus on something for a minute without being distracted by the pain.

We really like Sky Valley too.

I do like both of those things.

Excite Truck

This guy always has such dramatic YouTube thumbnail image face

This is fantastic

I never really thought this through all the way this until fairly recently, and it’s not just this instance in particular, but Nancy comics are pretty good.

It’s crazy that this is the kind of shit we’re counting on now. It used to be the Guardrails and then it was the Wheels of Justice grinding exceedingly fine and now it’s Maybe Something Good Will Happen at the Last Minute

I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries

I don’t go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don’t go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can’t deal with people Because they don’t understand me

I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands

I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist

– King Missile

I loved Shadow of Mordor. Shadow of War didn’t really feel like a good continuation of it.

I like anything that hurts Teams

We don’t want Human Sam. We want Robot Sam.

There is definitely some getting used to it and I can’t ever get careless, but it is a lot of fun and he loves it. To him it’s like I’m some super fitness maniac who runs 10mph the whole time we’re out.