Hello fellow Lemmings! It is I, thefloatingpoint from the future. I have traveled back in time to tell you the tales from Reddit.

The tools came 3 month after this announcement.

They didn’t work at all.

As of 2025 they still don’t.

Also Spez died in self strangulation while masturbating to a picture of Elon Musk. Who in turn died in a ball of fire after his latest patch for Twitter went online.

Goodbye Lemmings.

This won’t work, Officer. If you are looking for pedophiles you should check out r/teenagers over at Reddit.

BS comparison. Ferengi have at least some kind of moral compass.

I already have porn popping up on my feed here and there.

Oh boy, tomorrow I will wake up to the best “told you so” moment ever.

Weird. I immediately deleted my comment after posting it. Two hours later, you still could answer it (and probably still can see it).

As an actual answer: I’m happy you had a good day!

I have a habit of sorting things out frequently. Spotify Playlists, YouTube Subscriptions, Subreddits. Every now and then I go through them all and throw things out the window I’m not interested in anymore.

So, when I signed up here I subscribed to anything that sounded promising. Some of these communities are exactly the same just on different instances.

Eventually one of them will be victorious and that’s gonna be the one I will continue to follow.

It’s pretty handy because I rather subscribe to stuff which I am not that interested in. Sometimes it prevails and I find something new to obsess over.

Alright! How was your day? What did you do?

That’s 5% too much.

Alright! I’ll bring the Cider and Bratwurst.

Jep. Das war’s. Die Wichsvorlage für Hobbyanleger hatte mal recht mit etwas. Das Gefüge der Realität scheißt sich nun endgültig ein.

Ist bei den Republikanern in den Staaten genau so. Deren sozial schwächere Wähler sind blöde, verblendet oder wollen es den Libs mal so richtig zeigen.

Trifft halt alles auch auf AfD Wähler zu.

Yes, kinda, sorta. It’s like an addict going cold turkey. I feel the urge for a faster paced feed from time to time. It’s unsettling how much I’ve been accustomed to this kind of BS.

It has been said from the very beginning: First the quality will drop, then the user numbers.

Those who are talking shit right now didn’t listen then, they won’t now. It’s a lost cause.

Mein Beileid.

Was für ein Troll.

Ach Thüringen…

I once made a joke about abandoning abrahamic religions and going back to human sacrifice.

A neckbeard, a nazi and a heroin addict got offended because of that. Seriously, fuck Reddit.

Pretty much, yeah.

This article will age poorly in a week. And like milk in about a month.

In Germany, we call people like him Würstchen.