Obviously a partridge in a pear tree.
Peace of mind
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
Fancy Napkins!
Po-
Tay-
Toes
My partner does this already. The number of times I’ve found “tush squish” is… I’ve lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
1 left sock
And much further down the list
1 right sock
1000 bottles of baby oil
Sean?
live bees
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mol of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem1 quark (no pairs please)
Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It’s getting stale in here.
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🥺
👉👈
“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
50 melons for grade school math problem
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
*mol
While not very humorous, some of the most useful permanent items on our shared shopping list include “That spice that ran out” and “That thing I was looking for the other day”. They’ve saved the day a few times over ten or so years.
This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.
Deez nuts
Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.
I honestly pop in ‘yo butt’ into our shared shopping list and it usually gets an eye roll.
I occasionally put “magic beans” on there :-)
classic
NO magic beans!
Amazing present for insert your own name here