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    I don’t believe Trump was the first pedophile president for even a moment.

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      You have to qualify it as Openly* Pedophile.

    • hakase@lemmy.zip
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      First president found to have committed rape by a court of law.

      • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Can be first at anything if you use enough qualifiers.

        • lunarul@lemmy.world
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          Relevant xkcd

        • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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          That was a single qualifier.

    • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      yeah thomas jefferson was president SUPER early in US history and had sex with a 14 year old girl he owned as deeded property, and who was the grand daughter of his father in law (from whom he got the deed for her mother as part of a dowry)

      • ThrowawayOnLemmy@lemmy.world
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        Lol I didn’t have the specifics but for some reason the first person I thought about was Thomas Jefferson. Thanks for sharing!

      • floop@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedBanned from community
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        Removed by mod

    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Thomas Jefferson was the first pedophile president.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        I wouldn’t even confidently say that

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          Jesus do you have evidence that John Adams or Washington was a nonce too? Fuck, do we need to go deeper? Peyton Randolph?!

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            I have no evidence Washington was a pedophile, but I’ve heard enough stories of slave owners that I don’t give the benefit of the doubt to anyone who owned large numbers of slaves.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Nowhere near the first.

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Not true for trump just for an obvious example Jefferson starting raping Heming’s when she was 14 and I’m sure if i looked there are more to find.

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      Wasn’t 14 the legal age or something back then? So gross!

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      She was also his wife’s enslaved half sister

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    *That we know of.

    • regedit@lemmy.zip
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      *So far…

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    First convicted felon for sure

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    That needs to be Trump’s official photo, to replace his current photo posted in every government office across the USA

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    Martin Van Buren was the first (and only!) president to learn English as a second language

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    When first president who isn’t a cis middle aged man?

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      trump and biden were way past middle when they got into office. more like end-of-life 😄

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        *middle aged or older

        • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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          Jfk

  • Jackusflackus@lemmy.world
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    Ugh we still have 3 more years of this shit

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      Hopefully 3.

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        Now hold on. Why 3? Could be shorter. You’ve seen his cankles, right?

        • RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today
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          If you believe the T bag’s death will stop this administration’s agenda, I have bad news for you: it won’t. Project 2025 is much larger than Trump, and its architects will stop at nothing to turn the US into the Christian States of America.

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            But his base and much of the movement will likely die with him based on cults of the past.

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    Second.
    The first paedo pres was in office during the years of 2016 to 2020.

    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Didn’t Clinton also go to Epstein’s island? And I doubt he was the first.

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      wouldn’t that still make trump the first one? I don’t get what you’re saying

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        He’s such a disgusting person that I think he deserves first and second place.

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    obama was just an uncle tom with a vice president that supported segregation but all democrats get a pass because they are not republicans and the illusion of choice with voting must not be shattered

    and who gives a shit about a first catholic

    need actual representation not this

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      Who needs intelligent analysis when you can BoTh SidEs every issue?

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    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      dems wouldn’t have pulled most of the shit that’s going on rn. ICE, tarrifs, etc…

      however, i think everytime americans vote for dems with a stable majority, it opens the door a bit for a third party to grow next term, until one day it’s dems vs this third party.

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        really?

        Franklin D. Roosevelt

        Political party | Democratic

        The attack on Pearl Harbor raised concerns among the public regarding the possibility of sabotage by Japanese Americans. This suspicion was fed by long-standing racism against Japanese immigrants and the findings of the Roberts Commission, which concluded that the attack on Pearl Harbor had been assisted by Japanese spies. On February 19, 1942, Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066, which relocated 110,000 Japanese-American citizens and immigrants, most of whom lived on the Pacific Coast.[154] They were forced to liquidate their properties and businesses and interned in hastily built camps in interior, harsh locations.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_D._Roosevelt

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