DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoWhile half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it?message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down17
arrow-up163arrow-down1message-squareWhile half-asleep, I heard and saw my door creak and open wide. Then when I woke up later, it was fully closed. Is it possible I hallucinated it?DragonWasabi@monyet.cc to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareSourWeasel@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months ago …they won’t be able to fix the tape even if they close the door when they leave. Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.
minus-squareFrostyTrichs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoYou’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.
Jokes on you, I didn’t leave. I just re-tape the door before I hide under people’s bed.
You’re about to be treated to a symphony of flatulence that one might compare to the sounds of repeatedly fisting a jar of mayonnaise.