My wife and I are in the mood to watch something terrible. We just watched the langoliers and hackers so something in that vein would be fun.
What are y’all’s favorite shitty movies?
Edit: I have been corrected: hackers is a great movie. I’m sorry everyone.
I haven’t seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is “The Room” (2003).
I honestly can’t imagine any movie being as perfectly terrible as The Room. It gets even better when you start to look into the director/lead actor/writer/producer, Tommy Wiseau. I’m fully convinced that he’s either D.B. Cooper or an alien. Maybe both.
Yea! She hasn’t seen that one so I’ll run it by her.
Oh God. Prepare yourself for a confusing alien nightmare. The acting isn’t so much bad as surreal.
Velocipastor
Came to say this, you beat me to it. Definitely The VelociPastor!
Wait what??? Some kind of gene experimenting gone wrong?
The original Mortal Kombat movie.
That is a great movie.
If you want a shitty fight movie watch the Street Fighter movie. Van Damme, Kylie Mongue, and the dad in Addams family…I mean what more do you want.
For me it’s so bad that it’s good.
That MK sound track still gets me hype.
What about Streetfighter?
Manos the Hands of Fate. Better with MST3K or Rifftrax commentary.
That’s a classic!
Hackers! i never saw it as a kid but my wife decided to go see it on a whim when there was a showing for the 20th anniversary and we immediately fell in love with it. It’s simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. we now watch it every couple months. HACK THE PLANET!
edit: i should probably fully read the original post before commenting
It’s one of my wife’s favorites! We actually decided we’re going to rewatch it tonight for like the 15th time.
I might be a little too basic, but I’m sticking with Sharknado
Kung Pow. It’s so bad it loops back to being good.
They said bad movie, not cinematic masterpiece.
How dare you call hackers terrible.
Lol true. It’s actually one of my wife’s favorites!
Lol true. It’s actually one of my wife’s favorites!
HACK THE PLANET!
How shitty are we talking? Because there’s, like, Super Mario Bros. (1993), which is a movie I liked that most people didn’t, and then there’s Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), or The Corpse Grinders (1971), which I had fun watching but are actually terrible movies.
Those are all great suggestions. Super Mario Bros. is a classic!
Down Periscope
It’s awful and the jokes are terrible but at the end of the day, so endearing.
Hudson Hawk. Goofy heist movie with Bruce Willis who plays a cat burglar who is hired by a rich dude to steal several pieces of art which contain the secret to transmuting lead into gold.
Bunny!.. Ball, Ball!
Moonfall. So where to start…
It was a big budget action flick, with sci-fi mixed in. Now don’t get me wrong, I can suspend my disbelief just fine - you want to tell me that a zombie can rip a mountain in two, so be it. But the scientist in me just couldn’t get past a couple things. It’s an absolute blast of a movie, with great visuals. Mild spoilers below.
They successfully hide from gravity behind a concrete barrier. A space shuttle launches from the ground through a tsunami (literally in the water). Just absolutely bonkers. But so, so fun.
new neil breen film should be dropping soon so i’m holding out for that
Of course, any neill Breen movie will be gold
what a new one? is there a release date yet? is it another guy spoils the governments plan with throwing books against laptops? is it twisted pair 2? it’s a magical day the sequel? i can’t believe she commited suicide? can’t wait to torture my friends with his newest creation!
Cade: The Tortured Crossing
he’s currently running some strange gamut of film festivals, think it’ll be about in the next few months. not having how he ai quantum shits and cums all over the corrupt politicians spoiled (he’s terminator btw)
