Can’t go wrong with pizza.

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Probably beef fajita

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Surf and turf

Lasagna! So effin good.

Smoothie of some sort that has all my macros/vitamins/minerals. At least not dying from malnutrition.

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can’t have sinigang without rice. They go together.