When is the iron maiden toy coming out?
So he’s jerking off with the other hand?
Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.
Write in paragraphs. Wall of text.
Sounds like you’re not in the U.S.
If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he’s not living in the real world.
“freshly dig” ?
Doctor. Could be tinnitus.
Nice pimp shoes. How appropriate.
Deciding not to have kids is a reasonable decision. Often having them is not a decision at all.
I have two in their early thirties. It required a lot of work back in the day. I can totally understand why someone would not want to do it.
Live your life the best way possible for you.
It is fucking horrible. If you don’t get that, you’re living in a different century.
Analyze your limitations. We all think we’re Superman sometimes. We’re not.
Taking care of yourself will pay off, literally if you are in the U.S. and subject to our horrible healthcare.
It’s easy to lapse into a sedentary lifestyle – don’t do it. The couch is not your friend.
I got food poisoning there the day after Christmas.
Note to self: never go to a fast food restaurant the day after it was closed for a holiday.
I used premade dough a couple times, and it seemed kind of gloppy.
It takes time to make dough and roll it out, but it’s been worth it.
Your pizza looks excellent, by the way…
Fuck Door Dash.
These assholes ripped me off for over $90 dollars.
Then their automated system called me and woke me up at 1:30 am to ask me about my customer service experience.
I would drink poison before I ever did business with these shit sucking assholes again.
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