i’ll miss banging you two
Killing your ex paid off
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
It was nice knowing you.
“The crabs cleared up then?”
You are not the father!
is this the “crazy” one?
This one is great lol
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
You still banned from playgrounds?
Didn’t know family could marry!
That’s a convincing sex change.
I slept with your wife/husband.
