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2 days agoI’ve never been able to get orchids to successfully rebloom. What did you do?
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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Cake day: December 19th, 2023
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12·4 days agoI doubt it…Garfield’s whole schtick is that he’s an asshole.
The Dave Clark Five is what came to mind first for me
3·7 days agoIt’s juvenile but…my nephews were wrestling, and the older one made the younger one laugh so hard that he shat his pants. The older one said his brother “sneezed out the wrong end” and I absolutely perished. That kid is funny.
3·7 days agoWhat beautiful, bittersweet memories. Thank you for sharing them.
74·7 days agoIt’s pineapple on a pizza. Of course it’s good.
9·7 days agoLike a record baby
28·9 days agoIt’s supposed to make it credible that a 3 year old said this.
31·9 days agoPourquoi?
No toes?
2·10 days agoYorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.
Dominos is disgusting. It’s basically the McDonald’s of pizza. Honestly, I avoid all pizza chains and get wood-fired pizza at a local wine bar. Ooh and I just bought a pizza stone, gonna learn to make them myself!
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
Socks and flip-flops
Accurate
I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered
Thursday, I don’t care about you
Egg whites.