Boyfriend is most definitely not the top
She called him one though, not sure why you think she’d lie about that
because it’d allow her to say something funny
Y’all need to date more muscle mommies that you think this is worth discussing
I’m just finding ways to waste time. Unlikely that I’m ever gonna date a “muscle mommy”, I don’t have much interest in dating anyone.
The same reason woman don’t tend to tell others their boyfriends weenier is tiny.
o.0 I have overheard that conversation enough times to know it isn’t true. I have been part of that conversation (and left it) enough times to know it’s endemic among even the sort of people I am friends with, and I’m choosy about friends.
I said “tend to tell”. You may be an outlier.
I don’t think they are. In fact you are the only one I have heard of who even insinuates women talk about their partners less than men.
Talking about their partner is one thing, saying everything with no filter is another.
Its really not abnormal to talk/tease about partner’s sizes, assuming they’re not the sort to be hurt by it.
Women do seem to say everything with no filter and sometimes say “oh you guys talk about the same things” when called out. We don’t. Some do and I class those men as dickheads. Most I know about my guy friends sex lives is if they have a new partner, broke up, and maybe if they had sex yet. Random women on public transport? Basically everything. I don’t want to know.
She seems AI generated. Can we talk about that?
Snapchat filter or some shit, hands and arms look real, face looks completely fake.
Makeup can do some amazing things
I feel like AI would do the rest of the image differently
IMVU avatar lookin ass
She was cosplaying Shira from Ice Age apparently. It’s just makeup, not AI
https://www.tiktok.com/@cry.for.mercy/video/7513633825046465835
Not AI, more like a 3D render. Still, I believe makeup and lighting can do that.
She could be a power bottom
True. Only because he’s generating so much power from the top!
Actually Mac, you got it backwards. A power bottom is actually generating all the power by doing most of the work
Something about his haircut that makes me think he likes a party in the back.
Today we are all tops /kenm
I am so jealous of her body. If only I wasn’t so…what’s the word…ah yes, lazy.
I have a gym membership since January, and believe it or not, absolutely no change what so ever. No more muscles. No more strength.
If this continues, I’m a walking down to that gym myself to see what the f is going on.
i would call first
Gottttem
Diet is part of it too.
You’ll need to train not a day or two, but three per week at least. And everyday half an hour of moderate exercise (a walk for example) helps.
Eat a little-processed Mediterranean diet., ie. lots of vegetables and some seafood, proteins.
me too and I’m a dude
Start small and don’t dive into the deep end. Do that and you might find sticking to it easier. When you’re a complete beginner the bare minimum amount of work is enough to start seeing results in a few weeks/months.
Only go hardcore blood and guts later on if that’s something you really want. Willpower/motivation is a finite resource, so making exercise absolutely miserable from the very beginning is a good way to fail after a week or two tops.
He was a skater boy, she was a muscle mommy. Can I make it any more obvious?
“He makes me laugh” -Jessica Rabbit
do not underestimate that. I married so far above my weight class just because i can cook and make her laugh.
Pity she’s a bottom. I’m a bottom too. :(
sheesh, she has a boyfriend already
Yes. That is absolutely the only reason I would never get to have sex with her. /j
You don’t know if she’s polyam
and you don’t know that person’s pronouns
You already made that mistake 🤨
such as you
You called them she though
yes? and i was wrong
It’s just funny to call someone out for it after you’ve done it yourself. But she was the right pronoun so no worries
it’s a shitpost sub my friend. i am shipostig…
But where’d the boyfriend get the shirt?
Believe it or not, also Hinge.
How are they keeping that door behind them from falling down?
Have I got news for you…
what is with those scratches? Something aint right. And how was the photo taken?
She cosplays so makeup I guess
e: I’m dumb
She has a second account for the cosplays specifically. But I can’t check much because I don’t have an account.
https://www.instagram.com/mercy.cosplays/
Ah I found it. She’s cosplaying Shira from Ice Age.
Switch to desktop mode, long press a post>open in new tab
gills
“Top Rule” sounds like it belongs on a “top gun” like hat
aw man I really gotta go back to the gym
