The year is 2032. The election is between Haz Al-Din/Joe Rogan for the democratic ticket and Hans Kristian Graebener/David Duke for the GOP ticket. Democrats will be celebrating Donald Trump endorsing the Haz ticket alongside endorsements from Carl Benjamin, Elon Musk and Jordan Peterson who all share delight that the democratic party has “learned their lesson”

This has been another episode of

I have no loyalty to any bourgeois imperialist politicians. Never voted for 'em, never will.

And hes condemning trumps attempt to steal the last one. This is a bad joke

Literally in the top 5 of most evil US political figures still alive

Also, that PHRASING

Cheney, seen as an influential figure during the presidency of George W Bush…

So ‘influential’ is the term we’re using for warmongering, oil stealing, corrupt ass bastard that should’ve been beaten to death? That’s the passive voice we use to describe one of the most powerful and wicked men to walk this earth?

Democrats rated the bias of BBC News as Center, and close to Lean Left. Independents and Republicans rated BBC News as Lean Left…

Herr Himmler, seen as an influential figure during the chancellorship of Adolf Hitler

Literally a former party whip, chief of staff, secretary of state, and vice president. He’s one of the most powerful men in the country. “Influential figure” is some next-level passive voice.

And that’s just from his tenure as VP. He was also the republican whip while he was in congress, white house chief of staff, and secretary of defense. His entire career is the most heinous shit for the worst of republicans. He’s one of the guys who benefitted from Iran-Contra, shock therapy in former soviet countries, and so on.

The worst part is, this is only the stuff we know of. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he knew about 9/11 before it happened but decided it would be good for business to have a pretense for plundering Afghanistan.

Since liberals have the memory of a goldfish, there was a movie made about Cheney, Vice, not too long ago that very clearly details the evil shit he’s done. So yeah it’s not much of a stretch to tout Hitler voting for Harris

Trump Endorses Harris’ 3rd Term Bid

Oh the handwringing when a McFillet finally kills him

That would be understandable, because he is America’s funniest president.

You can write it on a stone tablet, remember that piece about Trump having PTSD from the shooting? 10 or 20 years from they’ll rehabilitate him, say he was just a victim of his own success, he was just playing the game, he didn’t deserve to get killed etc.

Oh the handwringing when a McFillet finally kills him

don’t get me started on libs not seeing their universally-reviled Cheney’s approval as a bad sign for dem voters. How. How?

You mean the same people who are actually trying to whitewash Bush’s image just because they really hate Trump? At this point if Satan came up out of the ground and said he’d vote for Kamala they’d take it as a sign that he was now one of the good guys.

Libs basically have the intelligence of AI; they start from the basis that Kamala MUST be good, so anyone who sides with her must also be good. If Adolf Hitler came back and said he’s voting for Kamala they’d say it clearly shows Trump must be worse (although now that I think about it, if Stalin came back and said he’s voting for Kamala then they’d rethink their position).

They were dreaming of W because Liz Cheney said she was voting for Kamala

They think Kamala gave such a high road ass west wing speech that even dick Cheney is forced to say “wow you were right all along”

Oh sorry, it was about George Bush

I still think it sums up very well the situation though

I know what comment you mean, I was laughing hysterically while reading it. Lemme try to find it

Wait he literally said “generic thanks”?

Reminder that this is what the Liberals who rehabilitate Bush and Cheney’s image think is completely fine (CONTENT WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS OF MASSACRED CIVILIANS IN IRAQ):

“On the morning of November 19, 2005, a squad of Marines was travelling in four Humvees down a road in the town of Haditha, Iraq, when their convoy hit an I.E.D. The blast killed one Marine, Lance Corporal Miguel Terrazas, and injured two others. What followed would spark one of the largest war-crime investigations in the history of the United States. During the next several hours, Marines killed twenty-four Iraqi men, women, and children. Near the site of the explosion, they shot five men who had been driving to a college in Baghdad. They entered three nearby homes and killed nearly everyone inside. The youngest victim was a three-year-old girl. The oldest was a seventy-six-year-old man. The Marines would later claim that they were fighting insurgents that day, but the dead were all civilians. After the killing was over, two other Marines set off to document the aftermath. Lance Corporal Ryan Briones brought his Olympus digital camera. Lance Corporal Andrew Wright had a red Sharpie marker. Briones and Wright went from site to site, marking bodies with numbers and then photographing them. Other Marines, including one who worked in intelligence, also photographed the scene. By the time they were done, they had made a collection of photographs that would be the most powerful evidence against their fellow-Marines. This project is supported by the Pulitzer Center. The killings came to be known as the Haditha massacre. Four Marines were charged with murder, but those charges were later dropped. General James Mattis, who went on to become Secretary of Defense, wrote a glowing letter to one of the Marines, dismissing his charges and declaring him innocent. By 2012, when the final case ended in a plea deal with no prison sentence, the Iraq War was over, and stories about the legacy of the U.S. occupation rarely got much attention. The news barely registered. The impact of an alleged war crime is often directly related to the horror of the images that end up in the hands of the public. The abuse of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison became an international scandal when graphic photos were published. The Haditha killings had no similar moment. A few of the images that the Marines had made ended up in the public domain, but most have never been released. In an oral-history interview for the Marine Corps, in 2014, General Michael Hagee, who was the commandant of the Marine Corps at the time of the Haditha killings, bragged about keeping the Haditha photos secret. “The press never got them, unlike Abu Ghraib,” Hagee said. The interviewer, Fred Allison, a Marine Corps historian, interjected, “The pictures. They got the pictures. That was what was so bad about Abu Ghraib.” “Yes,” Hagee replied. “And I learned from that.” He said, “Those pictures today have still not been seen. And so, I’m quite proud of that.” In 2020, our reporting team at the In the Dark podcast filed a Freedom of Information Act request with the Navy, seeking records that included the photos. We thought that the photos would help us reconstruct what happened that day—and why the military had dropped murder charges against the Marines involved. The Navy released nothing in response. We then sued the Navy, the Marine Corps, and U.S. Central Command to force them to turn over the photos and other records related to the Haditha killings. We anticipated that the government would claim that the release of the photos would harm the surviving family members of the dead. Military prosecutors had already made this argument after the trial of the final accused Marine. While we were fighting with the military to get the photos, a colleague and I travelled to Iraq to meet with family members of the victims of the killings. They recounted what had happened on November 19, 2005, and their efforts to seek justice, all of which had failed. “I believe this is our duty to tell the truth,” Khalid Salman Raseef, a lawyer who lost fifteen members of his family that day, told me. Another man, Khalid Jamal, was fourteen when his father and his uncles were killed. He told me that he’d spent years wondering what happened in his family members’ final moments. “Did they die like brave men? Were they scared?” he said. “I want to know the details.” We asked the two men if they would help us obtain the photos of their dead family members. They agreed, and we entered into an unusual collaboration—an American journalist and two Iraqi men whose family members had been killed, working together to pry loose the military’s secrets. I worked with the lawyers representing us in our lawsuits against the military to draft a form that the surviving family members could sign, indicating that they wanted us to have the photos. Raseef and Jamal offered to take the form to the other family members. The two men went house to house in Haditha, explaining our reporting and what we were trying to do. At one house, Jamal told the father of one of the men who was killed while trying to get to Baghdad, “Of course, I am one of you.” Jamal asked him to sign the form, saying, “Things that happened in the massacre will be exposed.” The father, Hameed Fleh Hassan, told him, “The drowning man will cling to the straw. . . . We sign. We sign. I will sign it twice, not once.” Raseef and Jamal collected seventeen signatures. Our attorney filed the form in court as part of our lawsuit. In March, more than four years after our initial FOIA request, the military relented, and gave us the photos. The New Yorker has decided to publish a selection of these photos, with the permission of the surviving family members of those depicted, to reveal the horror of a killing that the military chose not to punish.”

https://archive.is/20240829024208/https://www.newyorker.com/podcast/in-the-dark/the-haditha-massacre-photos-that-the-military-didnt-want-the-world-to-see

Nah, they gotta gratefully accept his support, then bring him on stage and execute him on national television while his guard’s down.

she’s honored by the endorsement

Who are the “even more rabid reactionaries”? I can’t tell.